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Math Class

If you dont feel this way then i dont know what to tell you lol you can just stop reading but i need to let my feelings be known.

I HATE MATH!!!

I absolutly abhore it.

I've found that no matter how awake i am the minute i step into a math class my eyes start to get heavy, i cant keep my head up and today i couldn't even stay awake.

Sigh, i dont know what to do about it , it seems like im even groing a resistance to coffee.

Well i better start keeping my eyes open! Got ay suggestions? Leave 'em down belowfor me.

Much Love,
-Lauren <3

Funny Stuff

Ok so i've been so boringg this week lol i apoligize im so busy i barely have time to write anything good for you all , i promise this will change within the next month you guys thanks for following my blog heres some funny stuff for you to put you eyeballs on for now (:



THIS REALLY SHOULD NOT BE HAPPENEING!!

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People Change, so Why Can't I?

Man people change. I was just reminiscing about the people i have grown to love and care about in my life and one thing i realized is that each of them has changed so dramatically.

Let me tell you one thing: when i have a friend i love them to death, i mean a legit totally there friend. I always have every ones back, and i mean always. If you need me I'll be there, if you're happy I'll celebrate with you, if you're sad I'll be your shoulder to cry on.

I think my "being there" is becoming detrimental to my personal well being. Sigh i hate to say this but I'm done wasting time and energy on people who aren't real friends.

Boring post i know but i have a bunch of math homework to do bye!!

Much Love
-Lauren♥

Monday Dreadful Moday #2

So its Monday, nothing exciting for you at all today, sorries :/

Well Its 10:30 I'm networking, blogging, trying to do speech, world history, math, and English homework all at once. Sigh -.-

Tell me about your Monday, hopefully its better then mine. Comment below (:

Much Love

- Lauren ♥

The Poe Toaster

I am a big fan of Edgar Allen Poe, really i love his work my favorite has to be "The Black Cat" and of course "The Raven" although I've always been a big fan of "The Masque Of The Red Death"...

Well all that is besides the point. For many many years now a mysterious cloaked man has been appearing to the grave of the deceased macabre writer and leaving three roses and a half empty bottle of Cognac. This man is referred to as The Poe Toaster, and no one has ever said to know his true identity. Amongst the community of Poe fans , the toaster is seen as a symbol of the mystery that has and will forever surround the master of macabre himself. For the past 3 years the toaster has failed to appear at the grave site on January 19 which may b=mean the end of this celebrated and world-famous tradition.

It makes me pretty sad that this tradition is over, maybe he died, got tired of it, sick perhaps? Who knows? It will always be a mystery, just like Poe himself. In my mind, and those of countless other worldwide they will both be celebrated and remembered.



OK , so i know this isn't my typical piece but it was of interest to me. This is MY blog ya' know! Want my opinion on something? Or have anything you want to hear about? Comment below and as always:

Much Love

-Lauren ♥

Nice Aim Bro

First off i want you to click this link ===> read me!

Ok now because i know some of you are going to be lazy and not click or read the link im going to tell you about a new game coming from SEGA.

The basic idea is a game concole combined with a urinal. The hope is that by lacing these games with blatent advertising the target market will hten choose to buy said product. The bst part is this is geared towards men, and more specificly drunk men.

First off, is this really what advertising has come to? I mean we dont even get a freakin break from the non-stop madness while trying to answer natures call? Think for a second, i know it mught hurt but think, and now that you've thought a alittle bit what do you think that says of any coorperations view of the general public? Sigh its a sad, sad world we live in...

Well regardless of whatever coorperations think im sure this will be a hit with every douche on planet earth so enjoy boys!

What does everyone else think about this? Comment below and let your feelings be known!

Much Love

- Lauren ♥

Don't get mad, seriously dont.

I've noticed that lately I tend to not get angry the way i used to. People can piss me off and I can and will stay relatively calm. I wasn't always this way, to be honest i don't even know how it happened like a switch just flipped or something. Now, don't get me wrong if you try really hard you can upset me but i really suggest you don't even try.

Anyways, the reason i point this out is because oh so many of the people surrounding me are in a constant rage and i just don't understand why. Honestly, what can be so bad, so awful and just unimaginable that somebody has to fly off the handle every 5 minutes?

I would like to say that there are ways to let out your frustrations in a way that is not detrimental to yourself or others such as writing, singing really really loud, blogging , & you tubing (seriously that's how i stay sane). If you have anger problems then fix it because not only does it scare those around you , I'm pretty sure it raises your blood pressure which i think can lead to death. And if it doesn't kill you , you might want to kill someone else and actually decide to go through with it. Point is just calm the hell down once in a while.

Don't believe me? Read this article.

So there you have it anger = death. Now stop getting mad.

Until Next Time & As Always Much Love

-Lauren ♥

But McDonalds Tastes like Foot...

So, today i heard of a very...interesting, story. If you haven't already heard I'll recap it for you , or you can read this article.

So apparently a lady in Burbank was so desperate for a chicken nugget she walked up to peoples cars, opened the car doors, and offered "sexual favors".

Now there’s a lot wrong with this whole situation...

Let’s start with this: Who the hell drives up into a shady ass McDonalds drive thru, in the middle of freakin Burbank, with the damn door unlocked??? I mean really I'm not as paranoid as most women in Southern California but, I’m pretty sure car doors lock for a freakin reason.

So the next thing i want to point out is that McDonalds is really not that good. It tastes like feet, not that I've tasted feet, but it tastes the way i imagine a foot would taste. I mean if the lady is going to give someone a "helping hand" or whatever it is she was doing then she should've, at the very least, gone to In-n-out. Seriously, somebody please tell me that she at least got the 50 piece, or maybe a happy meal? It comes with a toy right? At least then she would have something to keep her company.

And can we just acknowladge the fact that her name is Khadijah? I mean really now? Nameing your child something like that is like getting on your knees and begging the good lord for trouble.

Anyways, I'm not heartless. I do realize that she may have fallen upon hard times, maybe she was strung out, or had some sport of mental deficiency. Regardless of what she had going on her epic failure has made for an extremely good joke. So comment below and let me know what you think of this? Would you have helped her out?

Until Next Time and as always, much love.

-Lauren ♥

Monday, Dreadful Monday...

So normally i would welcome a Monday, as my day to sit back, relax and recover from my weekend (which was amazing, just saying). Anyways this Monday not so much.... it marks the end of my days of freedoms and lack of routine.

Tomorrow i have to wake up at 5:00 am get ready for a full day of...exciting? classes and lots of work. Now i know i should have been expecting this all along, i mean , it is the second semester of my freshman year in college but somewhere deep inside i was praying it would never come...

Ugh!!! I'm so not looking forward to it at all what-so-ever! But i guess it should be a good change because i was, cant believe I'm saying this, starting to miss homework...

Well cant wait (she said sarcastically) Wish me luck and i hope you all have an amazing week ♥

As Always Much Love and Until next time,

- Lauren ♥

HAPPY "BLAME SOMEBODY ELSE DAY!"

Did you know that the first Friday the 13th of every year is actually more then just some superstitious day where you have to avoid ladders and black cats? Yup people it's true, the first Friday the 13th of every year has been deemed blame somebody else day, so go ahead let your mistakes slip for a day and get on to blaming other people for things in which they have absolutely no control over!

People I Blame

So today i will blame all my "mistakes" on:


 The government, just because.



 Your mom!



My mom!!

Mass Media





Troll Dad...CURSE YOU TROLL DAD!

Anyone i subscribe to on youtube.


The stupidity of others


Hipsters. (nuff said).









OK so on that note have a good Friday the 13th, and blame somebody else if you don't (:

Who are you blaming today? Comment below!


Much Love

- Lauren ♥

Bleh People

So you know when there's that one person you love with all of your heart, and always miss when they're far away , but somehow you can never stand to be around ?

Well i have one of those, i guess you could say this person is one of my best friends, they always make me smile and laugh but for some reason being around this person always makes me incredabliy sad. I don't know why and its really starting to bother me because no matter how optimistic i am this person just brings me down to a really deep comtemplative place, and i don't like it at all! Well guess all i can do is try to stay my chipper self (:

Do any of you know someone like that? How do you handle them

Until next time & with tons of love

-Lauren ♥

No One Knows Best But YOU

Lately I've been hearing a lot of advice, or having people order me around on what to do in life.

I really just want to look these crazy unsolicited advice peddlers straight in the eyes and say:

It's not that I don't like advice or suggestions, in fact, I welcome them.

HOWEVER....

I will get upset when someone is sitting there telling me i am doing "bad things" and "ruining my life" over things that don't matter.

For example, maybe i didn't want to study business, i mean i had enough of that BS in high school and honestly the thought of sitting through a business management class makes me hyperventilate. So me being who i am chooses to go into makeup and study history.

I DON'T LIKE HEARING HOW THIS DECISION IS GOING TO RUIN MY CHANCES AT BECOMING RICH AND FAMOUS AND SUCCESSFUL BECAUSE GUESS WHAT???

MONEY ISN'T EVERYTHING PEOPLE!!!

Another thing i love is when it comes to things people give suggestions about things they know nothing about like if you were to say  "i want to do/go/see/become/ _________" and someone will reply  " oh well i heard that this girls, mothers, best friends, hairdressers, boyfriends, cousins, mother-in-law once did ____ and died/hated it/ never spoke again"

OK so maybe I'm exagerating now but at least you get my point, well my two points.

#1. Unsolicited advice, however helpful one ,may think it is, is never welcome or helpful. All it does is keep people from doing things that could be amazing for them, which leads me to my next point

#2. Never let someone get in between you and your dreams, nothing is ever out of reach. Honestly, no matter how big your plans for the future are never lose sight of them never ever ever!!! (unless your plans are to become a serial killer then please choose something else). Anyways your dreams are the number one thing in life and nobody can tell you what is good for you other then yourself! Can i put more emphasis on that?

Ever get any crazy unwanted advice? Got dreams and big plans for the future? Blow off some steam and comment below (:

Much Love & Until Next Time
                             - Lauren ♥

How to Be aChola

So this is a new video i did by request and i hope you guys really just enjoy it (:

Sexy Pics Censored By School

If you haven't already heard about the girl who got her yearbook picture rejected for being too "provocative" then you're about to hear about it right now.

So if you don't know the story then this is how it goes Sydney Spies (cool name right?) submitted a picture to be her senior yearbook picture and, after being approved by the yearbook staff, administration intervenes and says its too racy. So she submits another picture which is apparently also too racy? Those are just the basics in a nutshell but here is : The Full Story



the questionable pic

(the 2nd pic)

Basically here's my problem, i see nothing wrong with either of these pictures i mean really i don't see boobs, or any other private parts hanging out right? I mean everything that needs to stay covered is covered and if she feels that this is the way to express her errmmm....personality? then she has a right too regardless of how it makes other people feel. I mean come on its not like shes a minor the girls 18 and about to be a high school graduate.

I think this is just another case of censorship. I mean look at my high school yearbook, they did something similar to me by editing a picture to erase my nickname a (harmless nickname may i add)because?? There was no good , legitimate, acceptable answer other then they didn't like it.

I mean really if self expression isn't truly wanted then the school might as well throw everyone in a freakin P.E. shirt take identical pictures and call it a day, but that wouldn't sit well with everyone now would it?

SO if we are given a choice to express ourselves then gosh darn it just leave it be , even if it means it makes others uncomfortable because guess what darling? That is what art is supposed to do.

How do you feel about these pictures? Appropriate or not? Leave your comments below and let me know what you're thinking.

Until Next Time
                          - Lauren ♥

(oh and by the way Syd, you look great :)

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My (Non) New Year's Resolutions

I don’t recall ever being a big fan of New Year’s resolutions, I think we should resolve to do things for ourselves and not just because another 365 days have gone by so….. I decided to make my resolutions a week after the New Year! (Ok so technically a week and a day later). And yes, I know it may be the same idea under a different premise but really it works for me so here it goes, my life resolutions:

•  Get the blog going (check :)
•  Release a new youtube video every week
• Start posting my vlogs
•  Get through this year of school
•  Do every assignment (even if I do procrastinate)
•  Be more positive
• Cuss alot less
•  Be a better friend/family member/ stranger
• Stay true to myself
•   Cherish the small things
• Take up photography
• Make new friends
• Get in touch with old friends
• Stay in touch with current friends
•  Get my vinyl player
•  ♥ENJOY EVERY SINGLE THING LIFE HAS TO OFFER ♥

Ok you guys those are my resolutions and I hope I stick to them too! Untill next time (:

Much Love

                    -  Lauren ♥

Oh, Hello!

So starting today i'm bringing back the blog new and better then ever. I hope you all enjoy (:

Much Love
           - Lauren ♥