But McDonalds Tastes like Foot...

So, today i heard of a very...interesting, story. If you haven't already heard I'll recap it for you , or you can read this article.

So apparently a lady in Burbank was so desperate for a chicken nugget she walked up to peoples cars, opened the car doors, and offered "sexual favors".

Now there’s a lot wrong with this whole situation...

Let’s start with this: Who the hell drives up into a shady ass McDonalds drive thru, in the middle of freakin Burbank, with the damn door unlocked??? I mean really I'm not as paranoid as most women in Southern California but, I’m pretty sure car doors lock for a freakin reason.

So the next thing i want to point out is that McDonalds is really not that good. It tastes like feet, not that I've tasted feet, but it tastes the way i imagine a foot would taste. I mean if the lady is going to give someone a "helping hand" or whatever it is she was doing then she should've, at the very least, gone to In-n-out. Seriously, somebody please tell me that she at least got the 50 piece, or maybe a happy meal? It comes with a toy right? At least then she would have something to keep her company.

And can we just acknowladge the fact that her name is Khadijah? I mean really now? Nameing your child something like that is like getting on your knees and begging the good lord for trouble.

Anyways, I'm not heartless. I do realize that she may have fallen upon hard times, maybe she was strung out, or had some sport of mental deficiency. Regardless of what she had going on her epic failure has made for an extremely good joke. So comment below and let me know what you think of this? Would you have helped her out?

Until Next Time and as always, much love.

-Lauren ♥